Unless a women loves cooking or loves the concept of being a housewife, you should NOT expect your woman to know how to cook because simply because she’s a woman, rather than she’s a grown ass adult and needs to know for survival. Otherwise, you can get takeout every night or we gonna get some recipe books and learn how to cook together. Cus I ain’t with them stupid placements on gender roles bullshit. You not a baby, breastfeed yourself my dude tf.
(via thebeatlebird)
(Source: wahwahharrisong, via escalator-to-heaven96-deactivat)
Kevin is awesome.
NOT WORTHY
The super cute thing is that in the first gif, SAF obviously realizes that the entire thing moves (like the whole base), and so he quickly adapts his approach so that it will appear to the adoring audience as if he can’t lift it. Which actually makes him very, very worthy. *sigh*
(via maryxglz)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
(Source: cannibalsuxx, via escalator-to-heaven96-deactivat)
birds out here making some weird ass sounds
-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos
(via old-men-do-it-better)
(Source: dailygiffing, via old-men-do-it-better)
How the Avengers will probably defeat Thanos in ‘Infinity War’
*Thanos approaches tired, dirty, beaten up avengers*
Thanos: you cannot defeat me. There is nothing you can do to stop this.
*Thor and Loki glance at each other*
Thor: get help?
Loki: get help.
*Thor throws Loki and he stabs thanos*
THE END
I’m 10000% in favor of this
(via thiddlestonismyknight)